Oh, for the love of GOD: there really are people in this world I'd happily beat about the skull with iron bars in the hope of kickstarting their brains into some kind of slovenly action. (Particularly when they own cats, which everyone knows are feline Mussolini equivalents: fat, vicious, insanely arrogant and unnecessarily hairy squat little beasts. )
A woman is paying two mortgages after refusing to move house while she searches for her missing pet cat.
Corrina Mackenzie and her 11-year-old daughter Amelia said they were "devastated" three-year-old Siamese Wilbur has vanished in Aberdeen.
The mother and daughter will not move to their new home in case Wilbur returns to the old one.
Mrs Mackenzie, offering a reward, said: "Someone may have taken him in thinking he was a stray."