'A naked man was saved from the jaws of a 12-foot (3.6-metre) alligator by Florida deputies after reports of a man screaming in a lake in the early hours. Four members of the Polk County Sheriff department waded through waist-deep mud in the dark to reach Adrian Apgar, 45, and pull him free from the alligator. Mr Apgar was later described as critically ill in hospital.'
How does that happen, you ask yourself?
'Police said it was unclear why he was in the water in the early hours, but he had admitted taking crack cocaine.'
Ah. Not really so ‘unclear’ then, is it?