This is simply extraordinary.
The woman’s personality defects are none of my concern (frankly, being a ropey-faced, delusional and money-hungry old tart doesn’t exactly distinguish her from the average manufactured girl-band-member or testicle-masticating celebrity jungle-dweller), and the more ridiculous she makes the boggle-eyed thumbs-aloft buffoon that is her estranged husband, the more she will go up in my estimation.
What is slightly worrying however is Heather’s grasp of the basics of medical science…
Heather Mills has said she would rather lose the rest of her limbs than repeat the trauma of her marriage breakdown.
"I would rather someone come up and chop off all my limbs than go through what I went through," she said. "It's a fact because if your limbs are chopped off you ... get another limb and there's light at the end of the tunnel.”