'The lead in a new West End production of Joseph and His Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat will be found by a television search show, the BBC has announced. The new search follows Connie Fisher's success as Maria in The Sound of Music after she won a BBC1 show. The show, called Any Dream will Do, will search for a Joseph for the new Andrew Lloyd Webber production.'
I don’t know about anyone else, but personally I find there’s nothing that pleases me more than paying £120-odd quid a year in a license fee to give the multi-millionaire pug-face Andrew Lloyd Webber a masturbatory slot on prime time national television, to pay for his casting sessions, and to provide him with acres and acres of (unwatchably awful) free publicity for his vomit-inducing musicals.
Nothing, I tell you.