'TV talent show supremo Simon Cowell is to make a series searching for the leads for a new production of Grease.
The show follows the success of BBC One's How Do You Solve A Problem Like Maria which saw Connie Fisher starring in the Sound of Music.
It will go against the BBC's own follow-up which will uncover a lead for Joseph and his Techincolour Dreamcoat.'
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