Friday, January 12, 2007
Charlotte Church has been annoying her neighbours, it seems. And not by vomiting cheeky vimto into their herbaceous borders, more’s the pity. They’ve got the right hump, apparently, because she’s built a big old wooden fence outside her house.
Now, it pains me to say anything bad about the lovely Charlotte, but have a look at it. It’s the ugliest bloody thing I’ve ever seen.
To be entirely fair, if she’d stuck that up anywhere near my abode, I’d almost certainly have torched the thing within minutes.