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Friday, January 12, 2007

Fencing nonsense




Charlotte Church has been annoying her neighbours, it seems. And not by vomiting cheeky vimto into their herbaceous borders, more’s the pity. They’ve got the right hump, apparently, because she’s built a big old wooden fence outside her house.
Now, it pains me to say anything bad about the lovely Charlotte, but have a look at it. It’s the ugliest bloody thing I’ve ever seen.
To be entirely fair, if she’d stuck that up anywhere near my abode, I’d almost certainly have torched the thing within minutes.

1 comment:

Ron said...

Looks like the gate will be perfect for keeping the pesky velociraptors inside the park.