Oh dear lord, give me strength…
Who IS this preposterous teenager, WHY am I forced to read about her, and WHY is a reputable retailer indulging the playtime fantasies of a potato-faced, overpriviledged ego explosion on two (bandy) legs?
“Influenced by African culture”, my fat arse.
'First Kate Moss signed up to design for Topshop and now wild-child Peaches Geldof has jumped on the bandwagon.
Wannabe DJ Peaches has revealed that she is to design a new young and funky accessories range for the fashion store. It will be influenced by African culture because Peaches is keen to use her dad's campaign work in the continent as a design influence.'
She said: "I've chosen to do this because it is ethical, fashionable and original".