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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Smackaddled Shocker

'Former TV actor Paul Danan is recovering in hospital after suffering a suspected heroin overdose.

The 28-year-old ex-star of teen soap Hollyoaks was taken to a hospital by emergency services on Tuesday after a friend called 999 from Danan's parents home near London.'


What??

You mean to say that the thyroid-eyed wildness, terrifying eyeballing, finger-waving and crazed violent mood swings the chap has so eloquently displayed in all his televisual outings was not, in fact, the result of mere childlike, simpleton enthusiasm?

I for one am shocked.

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