I mean really, poor old Sylvester.
OK so he was taking highly suspect-sounding growth hormones bought under the counter from some dodgy Chinese manufacturer, but who can honestly tell me that they’re remotely surprised by this?
The man has just made a Rocky movie, where he (oh how embarrassing) gets into a boxing ring with a significantly younger chap, while looking suspiciously buff, and attempts to prove that he is still young, strong and virile.
The man in his 60s. Did anyone honestly think he got there by eating spinach?
‘Hollywood star Sylvester Stallone has been charged with importing a banned human growth hormone into Australia. The actor, 60, was stopped at Sydney airport last month by customs officials who claim he had 48 vials of a banned substance in his luggage.
The muscle-building hormone product, Jintropin, is classed as a performance enhancing drug in Australia.’