Kate Moss and Pete Doherty got booted out of the NME Awards last night, for not having sufficient intelligence to take their coke in seperate cubicles like everyone else.
Gosh. Musicians, eh? What scallywags!
'The loved-up pair were first caught trying to get into the venue's toilets together,' a source tells NME.com, 'and were later caught in an alleyway at the back of the building.
'They were removed by the bouncers and told to go back to their table...we got their own security guards to put them in a car and take them home.'
Excuse me while I fall into a tedium-induced coma.