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Monday, April 30, 2007

Breaking News

According to today’s Channel Four’s lunchtime news, Al Qaeda is no longer an ‘organisation’, but is in fact ‘a cult’.

Either way, young men the world over can still become ‘members’ of this shady international group, the only organisation with global reach that is centrally managed and flawlessly co-ordinated by a man nursing kidney failure in an Afghani cave.

Hope that helps clear things up a bit.

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